A Few Fun Patriotic Jokes from Kids!

Grunge American flagFor our U.S. friends, I hope you are able to enjoy this day off and appreciate the freedom that we have in our country.

Regardless of where you are from, you can enjoy these patriotic jokes from children!

  • Do they have a 4th of July in England? Yes, that’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th.
  • What did King George think of the American colonists? He thought they were revolting!
  • Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell? Yeah, it cracked me up!
  • What is red, white, blue, and green? A patriotic turtle!
  • Teacher: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? Student: on the bottom!
  • What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington? One has a bill on his face, while the other has a face on a bill.
  • What did one flag say to the other flag? Nothing, it just waved!
  • What does the Statue of Liberty stand for? Because it can’t sit down.